The name of this blog is an alliterative description of the content that will appear here. I think it makes for a catchy title. I was going to name it Random Ramblings of a Crazy Person, but that just didn’t have the same ring to it.

The postings will be irregular, and have no fixed schedule. I will write when the mood strikes me, when I come across something that pushes my buttons, or when I feel I have something particularly clever or humourous to share. Do not feel obligated to agree with any of my opinions, or find anything I write amusing. I have no illusions about the fact that I have odd viewpoints and a somewhat quirky sense of the absurd. Also, do not feel the need to read any post in its entirety, especially if you are finding what I have written to be annoying, idiotic, or downright offensive to you. I am not writing this blog for you, or to gain a following. I am writing it for ME, so that when I get T’d off and need to rant, or when I feel bursting with the need to share something, I can put my thoughts here, instead of having them clamour around in my mind until my head explodes. I think we can all agree that having my head explode would not be a good thing. Plus, no one is forcing you to read this. If someone is standing with a gun to your head, demanding that you keep reading until the end, I didn’t send them, so that’s your own lookout. Similarly, I do not take responsibility for any damage done as a result of being tied to a chair and forced to listen to someone read my blog aloud, as a form of torture. Though I am sure it would be an incredibly effective tool in an interrogation, I must repeat, I didn’t send anyone, so don’t blame me.

As a final note, since you are NOT being forced to read this, please do not post any hate-filled attacks, acid-spewing cruelty, or name-calling in the comments. There is enough hate, cruelty, and negativity in the world already, and I do not need or want it here. And let’s face it, name-calling is beneath you. I cannot, of course, be certain of this fact, but I am giving you the benefit of the doubt. Please don’t disappoint me. If you truly feel the need to launch a heated counterargument to any of my opinions, feel free to go start your own blog and put your rants there. It’s really not that hard to do, and frankly, it’s not your job to attempt to change my opinion or to point out what an idiot you think I’m being. This is my blog, meant for my nonsense, and you are free to go elsewhere. Truly, I don’t even expect anyone to read any of this, but if I cause even one nod-along to what I’m saying, or a single chuckle over something funny (or stupid) that I wrote, I would consider this to be time well spent. Please enjoy my chaotic mental eruptions (or don’t, it’s up to you) and rest easy in the knowledge that because this blog exists, my head will not be exploding any time soon.